December 2011
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malaza:
kohthefacestealer:
Where can I get a free abortion? I’m 18 and yeah make fun of me for having sex but I was just living my life but yeah I’m really not ready for a child!
I need to know where I can get a free abortion! I don’t wanna use my money because I’m saving up for a new phone. Thaaaaaaaanks :)
Let me peoples elbow u in the uterus.
shouldve wrapped it up before you let him...
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
iammortalwombat:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Don’t be an asshole, do this instead.
put this to good use everyone.
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Is anyone selling a medium Intuos4 tablet?
or at least know anyone who is?
I really need one, for as low a price as i can get it.
Nice guy
spoocyma:
rune-midgarts:
princessnecrophilia:
nice-guy-in-love:
Nice guys is probably a good way to live. But you’ll get nothing.
Sometimes I want to die.
I know that you “love” me
The man hovered over his lover, who lay motionless on the bed. Her beautiful blonde hair only shifted slightly with the breeze coming in through the broken window nearby. Her lips glistened in the moonlight...
Niggas metaphors have gotten so weak b
lawdsaber:
spreadlovebeatdevils:
niggas making records with lines like
“I’m the shit…feces, my crew’ll take you apart….pieces
I get paper..notebook, ya’ll ain’t seeing me…don’t look
I’m on the top….title, make ya’ll worship me….idol
I go line for line….barcode, I got your girls number…smartphone”
just stop
“rappers” nowadays are relying on this method heavily *yawns
This.
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a ham...
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You seriously find Wiz Khalifa's tweets inspiring?
rgasm:
springthorpe:
Well that confirms it then, you are a nobhead
i fucking hate that man. I don’t even know who he is but every time I see one of his tweets I just want to kill something.
this for life. the same goes for Drake.
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Ayo, merry Christmas, Christmas is very merry
I made a Christmas sundae, it got...
– Cam’Ron From his unreleased christmas album
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Of course, the other side of the coin isn’t much better; being dismissed for the...
– Nerds and Male Privilege (via gematriya)
Well this is ridiculous. First of all, Fuck Olivia Munn, she can go die in a fire. Second IDC what the girl is wearing, if we can discuss the finer points of Chew and The Venture Bros., she’s pretty damn cool to me. And all cosplayers deserve love,...
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steffaaax3:
melikaaa:
waytoogojustin:
swagcheck:
thisiselliz:
Grandma Raps Three 6 Mafia (Slob on my Knob)
OMGFUCK
I CANNOT
I AM DONE
that wasn’t bad actually lol
Paranormal Romance
Is an actual genre of literary material???
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Looking at pictures of yourself and realising...
lolsofunny:
ALWAYS
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Every time I see Beans from Even Stevens on that...
I KNEW IT WAS HIM!
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I just can't be bothered.
With people. Always people.