December 2010
another year wasted. im getting really good at...
Beagle loves Meshuggah, my work as a big brother...
Peanut butter banana and marshmallow sandwich, i...
That awkward moment when Diddy tells you he's...
piffydestro:
DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN AND DYLAN, CAUSE I SPIT HOT FIRE!
Any guy can love a thousand girls but only rare...
until she gets sick of him. i don’t think anyone really wants to be in a relationship.
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REDEADREDEMPTIONREDEADREDEMPTIONREDEADREDEMPTIONRED...
GOD DAMNIT WHAT A GOOD GAME.
I've been single all of 2010
ne too. damn cuz.
RED DEAD REDEMPTION...7 months too late.
No joke, Fuck Black Ops, Fuck Halo Reach, Fuck any...
Jammin to old school Gorillaz, feels like I'm in...
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Taylor Gang or eat a bag of hot garbage
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Taylor Gang or break your neck on a trampoline
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Taylor Gang or set your nuts on fire
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Taylor Gang or suck Osama's dick
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Dear Wiz Khalifa
I’m not currently a part of or affiliated with Taylor Gang, and I have no interest in killing myself. So any advice you have regarding this situation you have inadvertently put me in, would be greatly appreciated.
On an unrelated note, black and yellow are my favorite colors, so…yeah.
Sincerely perplexed,
Fesquire the Kid
Dear Mr. Robert Downey Jr.
iwantcupcakes:
Zach’s pants is NOT food
Susan’s nose is NOT food
That orange cement is NOT food
and neither is that Hasty Pudding award:
Or that car door:
Or that weird-looking plus toy:
Or that envelope:
And before you get any ideas, Scarlett Johansson is NOT food either:
And neither is this woman:
Organic Food
Tastes good and all that, and if it really is better for you, is great.
but why is it so god damn expensive?
Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
1) On the rare occasions when i do set my mind on something, i will try my very hardest to do my very best.
2) I’m a good listener.
3) I’m a better big brother than i could have ever imagined i’d be.
4) My legit ass guitar skills. No for real.
5) Pretty humble.
6) I’m pretty good at looking at things objectively and giving a straight answer.
7) Decent drawerer.
What's a real American?
He wasn't lying, his cell phone was really a gun!
I
never realized how much porn there was on the web until i just typed “average girl” on google and ended up with a page full of nudzszss.
That
tumblr with all the pics and captions about how great it is to be skinny is probably one of the dumbest things i’ve ever seen. i’d take the healthy, confident girl over a skinny creature any day.
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Bob Esponja y Patricio
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marriage isn’t the flag at the end of a level in super mario bros. you don’t win anything because you got married, theres no “next level”. if a relationship is going to mature, itll do it with or without a marriage proposal/wedding.
also, babies are not accessories, or trophies or badges or ribbons. stop getting pregnant and buying tons of baby shit like the thing is...